Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.Pau Gasol has agreed to a three-year extension with Lakers. That’s good news for Pau Gasol and even better news for the blind guy who trims his beard.
Ron Artest suffered a concussion after falling down his stairs. Apparently the locker room isn’t the only place he drinks heavily.
Sarah Thomas has made history by becoming the first woman to officiate a college bowl game. It helps that there are 7,000 of them.
Clippers forward Blake Griffin has been cleared for tougher workouts. Now comes the hard part: finding a tougher team to work out with.
Roy Halladay has revealed that 16 professional baseball teams showed interest in signing him. 17 if you count the Mets.
Michael Vick has won the Ed Block Courage Award. Something tells us Ed Block was probably not a dog person.
Matt Capps has signed a one-year deal with the Washington Nationals. The veteran reliever will earn $3.5 million, or approximately $1.75 million for each save opportunity.
Eddie Guardado has signed a minor league contract with the Washington Nationals. Of course, any contract with the Nationals is a minor league one.
Eddy Curry says he’s frustrated with his role on the Knicks. You’d be frustrated too if your role was to provide shade for your 11 teammates.
Rihanna is now dating Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp. We always figured she’d end up with a guy who couldn’t hit.
