Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.
Tiger Woods says he’s excited to return to the Masters. It will be his first foursome in months.
Tiger Woods’s return to the Masters is expected to boost television viewership of the event by 16 percent. And that’s just his exes.
EA Sports has released a sneak peak of NFL Madden 11. The game is so realistic that you can actually smell the alcohol on Matt Leinart’s breath.
Dwight Gooden has been charged with driving under the influence of drugs. Police knew for certain he was high when he got out of his car and tried snorting the highway divider lines.
Incoming Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov reportedly doesn’t own a cell phone and never uses the Internet. That goes a long way in explaining why he bought the Nets.
Shawn Bradley is running for the Utah State Legislature. Given the way he runs he should get there sometime by 2030.
A new study has revealed that the Yankees are the best paid figures in sports. They’re followed closely by the Mavericks, the Lakers and the women Ben Roethlisberger pays to stay quiet.
The Minnesota Timberwolves have now lost their 16th consecutive game. In their defense, those 5 guys at the YMCA were a lot tougher than they looked.
NASCAR was forced to postpone its Martinsville race due to heavy rainfall. On the positive side, many racing fans received their first shower in months.
The chief executive of the New Jersey Nets says he has no regrets about arguing with a fan who wore a paper bag over his head. However, he does have a few regrets about being the chief executive of the New Jersey Nets.
Tiger Woods has set up a learning center in Southern California. Enrollment in his sex ed classes is already full.